FEAR THE TREE!
As many of you know, I play a Resto Druid, aka, a Tree. Trees aren’t known for their offensive capabilities. We do have a few DPS options now, but not many. It’s a running joke with me to yell, “FEAR THE TREE!” and then run up to something and start tree-punching it in the face for a little extra DPS from time to time. At least one friend ironically refers to me as Scary Tree.
So today a friend and I were discussing what raid boss we would most like to be, and I naturally said a giant Tree of Doom. I would scream, “CAN YOU OUT DPS MY HOTS, MORTALS?!?! I THINK NOT!!!!”
My friend replied, “If this were your base model, I’d be sold, ” and linked me the image behind the cut.
(Beware, madness lies within…)
Holy mother of God. That is one fucking scary tree.
So many eyes! It wants to eat your soul and vomit it out as greenery. Run away!
And yet… there’s something fascinating about it… I want to go up to it. Look in its mouth. See if those are really teeth. Gaze into the abyss…
That would be one hell of a terrifying raid boss.