Geek Love is the Best Love
For the last couple of years I’ve been experiencing random pain that doesn’t seem to have a cause, at least not according to several doctors I’ve consulted. This week I’ve been experiencing a new kind of pain that, once again, doesn’t appear to have a cause. This morning I was curled up in bed feeling sorry for myself and my husband decided to come hold me for a while and stroke my hair to comfort me, and we had the following conversation:
Me: I hurt. I think I’m broken. I’m probably defective. You should take me back and get an exchange. I think I’m still under warranty.
My Husband: Nah, wives are like yaks. They don’t do exchanges.
Me: You should send someone out to find you one that isn’t a Mean, Smelly, Angry, Stabby, Very Bad Wife.
My Husband: (laughs) But I like my yak!
Me: Awwww…. ^_^